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    I've noticed that none of the contractors in the office have man bags so I've bought one. I've also got an East 17 coat.

    I'm feeling the pressure to be more fashion conscious now I'm on umbrella rates. Is there a contractor's dress code?

    I tend to associate the IT folk with a generally dishevelled appearance, greasy hair and clammy skin so perhaps I'm asking the wrong crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
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    Perhaps I am in your mind's eye but no, I'm in my thirties and English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I'm on umbrella rates. Is there a contractor's dress code? .
    There is but as you are employed it doesnt apply to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    Is there a contractor's dress code?

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    yes, always carry a rainbow coloured umbrella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    There is but as you are employed it doesn't apply to you.
    I suspect in your case it's something perverted worn underneath your slacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I suspect in your case it's something perverted worn underneath your slacks.
    slacks? - are you a septic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I've noticed that none of the contractors in the office have man bags so I've bought one. I've also got an East 17 coat.

    I'm feeling the pressure to be more fashion conscious now I'm on umbrella rates. Is there a contractor's dress code?

    I tend to associate the IT folk with a generally dishevelled appearance, greasy hair and clammy skin so perhaps I'm asking the wrong crowd.
    I have one to keep some spare Tampax in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    I have one to keep some spare Tampax in.
    Thought you might just store them in your gob being as you are such a twunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    yes, always carry a towel.
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