Just on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?
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bromide in your teaOriginally posted by original PM View PostJust on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?
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Meh - been married for twenty years - no need for any of that!Originally posted by JohntheBike View PostComment
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50 years for me shortly! But Alice Roberts would do something for me!Originally posted by original PM View PostComment
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Verbal chloroform eh?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Point and shout "you don't get many of those to the pound these days" and snigger like a teenager?Originally posted by original PM View PostJust on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?
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Accidently pull your cock out and wank all over her tits.Originally posted by original PM View PostJust on this - about to go into a meeting with a geordie lass and she always has them on show - what can I do?
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Failing that, open your shirt to the midriff exposing your medallion and chest hair. Just to show solidarity by exposing unnecessary lumps of fatty flesh.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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How do you know how small his cock is?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen it is that small would anyone notice?
Have you been practicing with your chat up lines?Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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NAT told me after the CUK meet up. Apparently there was a whole hour with just the twon of them.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
The biggest CUK love-in since NLUk and PC.....
PS my chat up line these days(only to women I hate) is "would you like a free house"....Comment
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