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    Vogons

    Should we make special provisions for them in the workplace such as sound proofed rooms for their poetry readings?

    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

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      #3
      I bet Paul Johnstone could do worse

      The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
      They lay.
      They rotted.
      They turned
      Around occasionally.
      Bits of flesh dropped off them from
      Time to time.
      And sank into the pool's mire.
      They also smelt a great deal.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        I bet Paul Johnstone could do worse

        The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
        They lay.
        They rotted.
        They turned
        Around occasionally.
        Bits of flesh dropped off them from
        Time to time.
        And sank into the pool's mire.
        They also smelt a great deal.

        Read at your own risk.

        Originally posted by Protostetnic Vogon Jeltz
        Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
        Thy micturations are to me,
        As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
        On a lurgid bee,
        That mordiously hath blurted out,
        Its earted jurtles, grumbling
        Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
        Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
        Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
        And living glupules frart and stipulate,
        Like jowling meated liverslime,
        Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
        And hooptiously drangle me,
        With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
        Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
        See if I don't!
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          I quite liked it.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            I quite liked it.
            Some of the metaphysical imagery is particularly effective.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Just discovered that Paul Neil Milne Johnstone died in 2004.
              He was the original. From Beehive Court, Beehive Villas, Redbridge
              Unlike the fictional Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings who lived in Wasp Villas, Greenbridge,
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?
                  Thats why you have the counting thread.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums in registry offices?

                    FTFY
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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