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    Amusing Job Titles

    Seems everyone has a fancy title these days.

    And now job titles are catching up.

    Just seen adverts for

    vice president private cloud

    And also

    Thought Leader???

    Anyway back to the bench for me

    #2
    Been asked before, the correct answer is

    "my job tittle is what ever the highest paying client needs it to be"
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project Executioner” . (It could be to do with giving contractors the chop)
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        56

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          #5
          Joined Oct 2005. That's what I call a slow burner. Can't be my sockie, I'd have forgotten the password. So go on, own up, which one of you was it?
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            wasnae me.
            big boys done it
            and ran away

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              56
              Beaten the spread!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                wasnae me.
                Oh very Scottish you are

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project Executioner” . (It could be to do with giving contractors the chop)
                  So. Funny.

                  I can’t stop

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                    #10
                    Good title for the OP would be 'banned'.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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