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    Default Amusing Job Titles

    Seems everyone has a fancy title these days.

    And now job titles are catching up.

    Just seen adverts for

    vice president private cloud

    And also

    Thought Leader???

    Anyway back to the bench for me

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    Been asked before, the correct answer is

    "my job tittle is what ever the highest paying client needs it to be"
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    I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project Executioner” . (It could be to do with giving contractors the chop)
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    Joined Oct 2005. That's what I call a slow burner. Can't be my sockie, I'd have forgotten the password. So go on, own up, which one of you was it?
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    wasnae me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
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    Beaten the spread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    wasnae me.
    Oh very Scottish you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    I had one from Infosys requiring a “Project Executioner” . (It could be to do with giving contractors the chop)
    So. Funny.

    I can’t stop

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    Good title for the OP would be 'banned'.
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