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Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?

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    #21
    Waffle Stomp
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by woohoo View Post
      People are disgusting, the shower isnt for poops. However, the bath is a much more daring place to poop.

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        #23
        I know of a case of someone who left a tulip on the floor of the toilet at work...not the cubicle..the actual toilet.

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          #24
          Originally posted by BABABlackSheep View Post
          I know of a case of someone who left a tulip on the floor of the toilet at work...not the cubicle..the actual toilet.
          A garage I worked at had a room with only one door. One morning they opened the door to find someone had pooed behind it so the door pushed through it.

          Burglar got in via skylight.

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            #25
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            I've never pooed in the shower in my own home, let alone at work.

            People are filthy.
            My rule of thumb to tell if people are working or middle class, do you pee in the shower?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #26
              Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #27
                No, 'boak' is correct.
                Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
                No, you're wrong..
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.
                  There was a phantom pooper in a Bank I used to work for - his place of choice was the lift. They weren't even glass ones, so it wasn't a fetish thing like those Hollywood producers and glass-topped coffee tables.

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                    #29
                    Contractor I worked with got pissed at xmas party. Stayed in same hotel. Locked himself out of his room so shat in the sink behind the bar that they wash the glasses.

                    Alas, on CCTV. The hotel called the client to complain about. Guy didnt last long after this.
                    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                      #30
                      Couple of clients I've been theres been a "poo artist".

                      Always wondered - do you shat and catch it on the way out or do you fish it out of the bowl? And do you use it like a giant crayon then?
                      Asking for a friend.
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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