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Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Read the article. It then blocks the drains....
    I did. Of course it's going to block the drain. I was meaning more how you facilitate getting it down there. Who'd want to put their bare foot on a sh1t?
    If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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      #12
      Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
      I did. Of course it's going to block the drain. I was meaning more how you facilitate getting it down there. Who'd want to put their bare foot on a sh1t?
      Don't you push it down with loo roll?



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        #13
        nah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
        get the whole sensory experience man.
        you know you love it.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          nah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
          get the whole sensory experience man.
          you know you love it.

          Boke
          If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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            #15
            Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
            Boke
            aye
            worth a dig though eh?



            oh, and it's 'BOAK'

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              #16
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post

              oh, and it's 'BOAK'
              No, you're wrong..
              If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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                #17
                Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
                No, you're wrong..
                naw a'm no!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
                  Question is, what would you do with it after you've pooped? Poke it down the drain with your foot? Rank.
                  Potato masher does the trick.
                  See You Next Tuesday

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Lance View Post
                    Potato masher does the trick.
                    Before I go into shower I make a list: -
                    Towel
                    Shampoo
                    Shower Gel
                    Razor
                    Shave Gel
                    Potato Masher

                    What have I missed?

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                      #20
                      Found Pooh in the shower

                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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