Originally posted by BrilloPad
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Just how stupid are contractors?
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI sit next to a very long time lurker on CUK. He already thought contractors were really stupid - but threads of the last few weeks have really made him despair.
What can I say to cheers him up?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostTell him you've gone permie so the average IQ went up a few pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI sit next to a very long time lurker on CUK. He already thought contractors were really stupid - but threads of the last few weeks have really made him despair.
What can I say to cheers him up?
Always makes me laugh.
All it needed was a bribe.Comment
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Originally posted by hugebrain View PostTell him about the pastie guy. In exactly the same position as contractors. Instead of spending 20 years whining and fighting in the courts, he just paid off the politicians and sorted out out in a week.
Always makes me laugh.
All it needed was a bribe.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWorking with him for 3 years now. First year he had no idea who I was. After a year he mentioned CUK and said "But I don't know any posters on there". I asked "Are there any posters you rate". His response "BrilloPad is pretty good".
Its one of the reasons I keep hanging round though I should have left ages ago.
Of course, it might be better if I just posted nonsense. But I don't want to tread on your toes. What can one expect from someone who likes HP sauce?Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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I'm working with a guy who declared himself inside because he couldn't think of anyone that he could send in as a substitute offhand.Comment
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Originally posted by FIERCE TANK BATTLE View PostI'm working with a guy who declared himself inside because he couldn't think of anyone that he could send in as a substitute offhand.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostOi! I Like HP Sauce, THE ONLY SAUCE TO HAVE ON BACON!Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostOi! I Like HP Sauce, THE ONLY SAUCE TO HAVE ON GAMMON!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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