Because what we need is....

[ladymuck]

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed

[DaveB]

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed

I'd rather sniff that than Gwyneth Paltrows vagina.

[NotAllThere]

I'd rather sniff that than Gwyneth Paltrows vagina.

That's the fillet o'fish.

[SimonMac]

Paging Mudskipper

[BR14]

That's the fillet o'fish.

your nose is too near your arse

[Mordac]

... more effing candles

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles • The Register

Expecting a KUATB comment as I'm surprised no-one else noticed

Don't worry, no-one else noticed. Apart from girls, the only other peeps who acknowledge the existence of candles are smokers, who will always use a candle if available. I remember the days when one could use the stupid candle they put on your table in restaurants (the one you burnt yourself on reaching for the bread) to light the after-dinner fag. That's proper romantic, that...

[BrilloPad]

Don't worry, no-one else noticed. Apart from girls, the only other peeps who acknowledge the existence of candles are smokers, who will always use a candle if available. I remember the days when one could use the stupid candle they put on your table in restaurants (the one you burnt yourself on reaching for the bread) to light the after-dinner fag. That's proper romantic, that...

With enough vigourous sex, pubes will light up and can be used to ignite a post-coital cigarette.

[Mordac]

With enough vigourous sex, pubes will light up and can be used to ignite a post-coital cigarette.

I see you have a very long memory...