Is your wife tracking you?

[GhostofTarbera]

This is a joke.

Of course my wife isn’t tracking me.

She knows exactly where I am at 6pm every night and that’s making tea for her and the kids [emoji849]

60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat on their partner - statistically specking if you are not bonking someone else / she is


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[ladymuck]

60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat on their partner - statistically specking if you are not bonking someone else / she is


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I'm not married

[xoggoth]

60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat on their partner

I suspect the figure is much higher among contractors, being away from home all week.

[AtW]

I suspect the figure is much higher among contractors, being away from home all week.

Super high among wives of strategic nuclear missile submariners...

Allegedly...

[BABABlackSheep]

60% of married men and 55% of married women cheat on their partner - statistically specking if you are not bonking someone else / she is


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She works full time, has children at school and is going through the menopause.

If she’s got the time or energy to bonk anyone else then fair play to her

[BrilloPad]

I'm not married

HWMBO does not deserve marriage. I suppose no man does.

[ladymuck]

HWMBO does not deserve marriage. I suppose no man does.

I'll let his wife know...

[BrilloPad]

I'll let his wife know...

Are they seperated?

[WTFH]

I suspect The Wife (tm) is tracking me

[WTFH]

I suspect The Wife (tm) is tracking me

Nope, it turns out I'm wrong.

She's just sent me a text to say she's not tracking me. What a coincidence just as we're talking about it on here!