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    Just factory reset your phone on a regular basis in case she installed hidden tracking S/W
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    The tracking device is in the brain dude


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    Burner phone, can't track what they don't know about

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Burner phone, can't track what they don't know about

    Awesome. The 8110 was my first mobile phone back in the late 90s. Scotland the Brave ringtone, natch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wattaj View Post
    Awesome. The 8110 was my first mobile phone back in the late 90s. Scotland the Brave ringtone, natch.
    Youngster. This was my second phone. My first was a motorola flip thingy but I can't remember the model and thus I can't find a piccy of it.

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Youngster. This was my second phone. My first was a motorola flip thingy but I can't remember the model and thus I can't find a piccy of it.

    The Startac?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wattaj View Post
    The Startac?
    No, it wasn't that (way too modern, and small). It would have been late 1992 or early 93. It was probably the previous version of this (closest I could find):

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    No, it wasn't that (way too modern, and small). It would have been late 1992 or early 93. It was probably the previous version of this (closest I could find):

    Nice.
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    This is a joke.

    Of course my wife isn’t tracking me.

    She knows exactly where I am at 6pm every night and that’s making tea for her and the kids 🙄

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