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What is it about bog rolls

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    What is it about bog rolls

    Why on Earth are people hoarding so many?

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    #2
    The only ones to survive this will be those with bidets....

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      The only ones to survive this will be those with bidets....

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        #4
        Serious answer (sorry, yes I know this is General), is that it gives people a feeling of control at a time when they feel control slipping away,
        Why Are People Hoarding Toilet Paper Amid Coronavirus Outbreak? - VICE

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          #5
          cos every time someone coughs people tulip themselves.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            It's the new safe haven investment.
            Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              The only ones to survive this will be those with bidets....
              wait, how do you think a bidet is used?

              you wipe your arse with loo roll and THEN you wash your arse in the bidet to reach perfect clean and fresh state. or do you think you can skip the wiping and just go straight into washing with your arse all caked in tulipe?

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                #8
                Well back in the day when I was a student I had a mate (who was a bit of a crusty) and they had a can next to the loo which you filled up with water to wash most the stuff off, then use you fingers to clean the rest and then wash your hands...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PCTNN View Post
                  wait, how do you think a bidet is used?

                  you wipe your arse with loo roll and THEN you wash your arse in the bidet to reach perfect clean and fresh state. or do you think you can skip the wiping and just go straight into washing with your arse all caked in tulipe?
                  Mods. Excessive trolling. Next ban is a month.

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                    #10
                    Don't you remember when you were a kid, your mother used to say to put clean underwear on in case you get run over, well this similar. When you die, you'll die knowing that you have a clean arse...
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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