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Solution to lack of Bog Roll

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    #11
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    The person who invented that was named Hoo Flung Dung
    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Hol is already full of tulip.
      Bit less this week now they're self isolating.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Benny View Post
        Use sponges like what the Romans did
        The Romans used sponges dipped in vinegar. In the men's public toiles they had maids to do the bottom wipes.

        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Off the bog topics have been moved to the main thread: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ovid-19-a.html
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Off the bog topics have been moved to the main thread: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ovid-19-a.html
            If this thread is just for sh1te posts, why not move the whole f CUK into here?

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              If this thread is just for sh1te posts, why not move the whole f CUK into here?
              There's a difference between a post that is poo and a post that is about poo.

              But you know that already

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper.
                Zapping round Uranus and wiping out the Klingons?

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                  #18
                  the ballad of dunny roll
                  YouTube

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                    #19
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      There's a difference between a post that is poo and a post that is about poo.

                      But you know that already
                      Knowing there's a difference, and being able to tell the difference, are both very, er, different...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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