Plan B - becoming a plumber Plan B - becoming a plumber
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    When people start flushing all that toilet paper they bought, I will be as minted as DimPrawn!

    I might even be able to afford a few more divorces....
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    It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.


    I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

    I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post


    I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

    I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
    Well next time I block the loo with a Richard that's a danger to shipping, I'll give you a call so you can use your newly bought skillz

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    I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
    It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
    It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.
    Ooh matron!

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    Plumbing looks much too hard for me, bending down, picking stuff up, getting dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post


    I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

    I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
    Half of that was on learning Polish.

    (And if you had bothered to learn to take cash payments only, you'd be taking home 100%...)
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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