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    Nee Nar you aren't members any more!

    Saw some woman on TV this morning saying "We are going to make sure you cannot buy Ventilators from the EU if you aren't a member of the EU". Pretty much.

    Children.

    And I still carnt spell

    #2
    Originally posted by Lost It View Post
    Saw some woman on TV this morning saying "We are going to make sure you cannot buy Ventilators from the EU if you aren't a member of the EU". Pretty much.

    Children.

    And I still carnt spell
    Dig up the Royal Parks and grow your own ventilators.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Dig up the Royal Parks and grow your own ventilators.
      We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

      I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lost It View Post
        We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

        I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.
        If they do, they'll make them in the far East and each one will cost £1000
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #5
          Who can blame them after years of insults from jingoistic Little Englanders?

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lost It View Post
            We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

            I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.
            I'm not sure we'll have much use for a ventilator that sucks*...

            *Use whichever definition you prefer...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lost It View Post
              We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

              I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.
              A raid on Wetherspoons will suffice

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                #8
                Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                A raid on Wetherspoons will suffice
                What sort of raid? Luftwaffe?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  I see Rolls Royce Aerospace have also been asked.

                  Their current production Trent 1000-R is good for 360kN. Quite easy then, just reduce the engine's output by 359.99986kN and it's almost perfect to be used as a turbopump.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    I see Rolls Royce Aerospace have also been asked.

                    Their current production Trent 1000-R is good for 360kN. Quite easy then, just reduce the engine's output by 359.99986kN and it's almost perfect to be used as a turbopump.
                    Not sure the after taste of Jet A1 will go down too well though.

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