off dahn the pub now

**SueEllen** · 19 March 2020, 21:32

Originally posted by BR14 View Post

two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
i've got the right money and everything.

No! No! No!

Go home and wash your hands!

**ladymuck** · 19 March 2020, 21:43

Did you check it was open first?

**DaveB** · 19 March 2020, 22:06

If you’ve seen this one doing the rounds, it’s a costume made by an old mate of mine Mark Cordory. He’s done stuff for Dr Who and Torchwood among other things.

**Whorty** · 19 March 2020, 22:10

May have to give this a miss for a few weeks, as it's not that hygienic ...

**ladymuck** · 19 March 2020, 22:14

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

May have to give this a miss for a few weeks, as it's not that hygienic ...

Just don't luck the tap. It's not that tough

**BrilloPad** · 20 March 2020, 05:57

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Just don't luck the tap. It's not that tough

Dare I look that up on urban dictionary?

**ladymuck** · 20 March 2020, 09:56

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Dare I look that up on urban dictionary?

Fat fingers / auto****itup. Either way, I meant to say lick not luck. Doesn't make it sound any better.

**BrilloPad** · 20 March 2020, 09:57

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Fat fingers / auto****itup. Either way, I meant to say lick not luck. Doesn't make it sound any better.

Disgraceful. You would never find me mistyping. For instance sock to sack.....

**Mordac** · 20 March 2020, 11:09

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Fat fingers / auto****itup. Either way, I meant to say lick not luck. Doesn't make it sound any better.

Oh, I don't know...

off dahn the pub now