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    Frau D. is unhappy as I've just panic bought an Aston Martin....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Frau D. is unhappy as I've just panic bought an Aston Martin....
      Although I'd struggle to say there's a bad Aston Martin, some are more asthetically pleasing than others. Maybe you just got it in the wrong colour?

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        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Although I'd struggle to say there's a bad Aston Martin, some are more asthetically pleasing than others. Maybe you just got it in the wrong colour?
        Probably:

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          I've been on some of the more weird online communities. Apparently they've been panic buying tin foil.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            Thought this belonged here:

            Councillor Shares Photos Of Wheelie Bins Overflowing With Fresh Food After Panic Buying - LADbible

            https://twitter.com/AtwalAjit/status...63155600285696

            After we saw empty shelves in supermarkets across the UK due to panic buying, photos of bins overflowing with fresh food have been emerging on social media.


            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              That was inevitable.


              Although, are we sure that's a bin photo? I don't tend to put my rubbish out like that. It looks more like shopping that's been dropped off to me, where bags have been consolodated.

              EDIT: Ah having seen all the photos on the twitter link, I see what the picture above didn't quite illustrate.

              Liking the comments on that photo - people are smelling a rat and thinking it's staged.
              Last edited by ladymuck; 28 March 2020, 19:37.

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                I've seen refuse workers corroborating it.

                The worst of it is food banks etc are struggling for food.
                You can easily find someone who will take this off you.

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                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  I've seen refuse workers corroborating it.

                  The worst of it is food banks etc are struggling for food.
                  You can easily find someone who will take this off you.

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                  It is absolutely disgusting and I have no doubt it is happening too.

                  Who throws out bananas that aren't yet ripe? Another couple of days and they'll be perfect. It's bits like that which make it look suss

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                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    It is absolutely disgusting and I have no doubt it is happening too.

                    Who throws out bananas that aren't yet ripe? Another couple of days and they'll be perfect. It's bits like that which make it look suss

                    over ripe bananas are perfect for wine making! Or Banana custard etc..
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      over ripe bananas are perfect for wine making! Or Banana custard etc..
                      Mix with a little (or a lot of) brandy, sugar and microwave for 60 seconds. Serve with ice-cream. or brandy.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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