Yep it's started...

[SueEllen]

People stealing toilet roll and handwash.

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[ladymuck]

People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!

[BR14]

People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!

you live near tyburn, too, don't you?

[Mordac]

People will always look to steal what is perceived to be of value.

I say string 'em up! We haven't had a good public hanging for 150-odd years!

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...

[ladymuck]

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...

Ah...dammit...

[BrilloPad]

Hangman. Sounds like an interesting contract.

Can I be paid in toilet rolls? Is it IR35 friendly? Will I be guaranteed a minimum amunt of work?

[Mordac]

Hangman. Sounds like an interesting contract.

Can I be paid in toilet rolls? Is it IR35 friendly? Will I be guaranteed a minimum amunt of work?

There's bound to be quite a lot of SDC. If you were planning to hang people under your own initiative, it's probably best not to mention that at the interview...

[Paddy]

I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the pavement and capturing some innocent wench to liven up the evening

[Mordac]

I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the pavement and capturing some innocent wench to liven up the evening

If she's that desperate for a toilet roll, you might want to pass...

[LondonManc]

It'll be a public hanging, but played behind closed doors...

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