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    Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters
    We need them! The tax base needs replenishing.

    Bring down the mandatory school leaving age to 14 and get them blighters out working!

    EDIT: oh, and you do know that your average pregancy is 40 weeks, not 52?

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    Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
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    Congratulations on meeting someone.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
    "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

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    I thought Harry was both?

    Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought Harry was both?

    Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...
    I am sure there's a Venn Diagram in there somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
    We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.
    As long as it had a happy ending, eh?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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