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Covid-19 - how will you deal with your lover ??

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    #21
    Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters
      We need them! The tax base needs replenishing.

      Bring down the mandatory school leaving age to 14 and get them blighters out working!

      EDIT: oh, and you do know that your average pregancy is 40 weeks, not 52?

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        #23
        Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
        Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
        Congratulations on meeting someone.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
          "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

          Meghan Markle
          (Money Grabbing Expert)
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            "You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

            Meghan Markle
            (Money Grabbing Expert)
            I thought Harry was both?

            Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I thought Harry was both?

              Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...
              I am sure there's a Venn Diagram in there somewhere.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.
                We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.
                  As long as it had a happy ending, eh?
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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