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    Happy Birthday. Put the hammer down for a moment and enjoy a glass of something. If it's not water, you're doing better than some.

    (Brillo, you're a brown-nosing creep, just so you know...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Are you going anywhere special tonight? You have the choice between the living room and the lounge....
    I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

    The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Or the bedroom if he's very lucky...

    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.
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    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.
    I'm sure she's just as happy about that as I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.
    You mean Head of Domestic Operations...

    I've just been promoted to Head of Washing Up. Thankfully we have a dishwasher, but when we run out of Fairy tablets I'm properly fooked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

    The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.
    You are allowed out once a day. I think you're only allowed to shoot cyclists if there are more than two of them. I don't think you can shoot all of them though, but as long as you cull them down to two remaining, that's OK. I'm pretty sure that's what Boris said...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

    If she is more amenable than usual and you survived lighting candles then its probably the latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.
    Will you serenade her first?
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