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26 March 2020, 11:05

Happy Birthday. Put the hammer down for a moment and enjoy a glass of something. If it's not water, you're doing better than some.

(Brillo, you're a brown-nosing creep, just so you know...)

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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26 March 2020, 12:09

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are you going anywhere special tonight? You have the choice between the living room and the lounge....

I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.

…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore
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26 March 2020, 12:10

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Or the bedroom if he's very lucky...

Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.

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26 March 2020, 12:13

The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

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26 March 2020, 12:13

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Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.

I'm sure she's just as happy about that as I am
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#16

26 March 2020, 12:22

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The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

You mean Head of Domestic Operations...

I've just been promoted to Head of Washing Up. Thankfully we have a dishwasher, but when we run out of Fairy tablets I'm properly fooked.

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26 March 2020, 12:35

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.

You are allowed out once a day. I think you're only allowed to shoot cyclists if there are more than two of them. I don't think you can shoot all of them though, but as long as you cull them down to two remaining, that's OK. I'm pretty sure that's what Boris said...

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#18

26 March 2020, 12:39

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

If she is more amenable than usual and you survived lighting candles then its probably the latter.

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26 March 2020, 14:38

What happened to the mod tradition of unbanning a poster on their birthday?
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#20

26 March 2020, 14:38

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Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.

Will you serenade her first?
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