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    Furlough my Wife?

    Time to consider furloughing the wife, who's an employee of my limited company.

    Where do I claim?

    #2
    Does Furlough mean bury in the garden?

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      #3
      Originally posted by fiisch View Post
      Time to consider furloughing the wife, who's an employee of my limited company.

      Where do I claim?
      Can you post a photo of her ?


      Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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        #4
        How does she like to be furloughed?
        Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
          How does she like to be furloughed?
          Dunno but I know she likes to be ploughed.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by fiisch View Post
            Time to consider furloughing the wife, who's an employee of my limited company.

            Where do I claim?
            Have you considered how you're going to break the news to her? Top tip, don't tell her in the kitchen, there'll be a lot of knives to hand...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              She'll be pleased to know she still gets full pay but is legally forbidden to do any work.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                Can you post a photo of her ?
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  You can furlough yourself as well

                  Minimum period is 3 weeks so you could furlough yourself as well.

                  Try and bury yourself

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