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    #11
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    A friend of my wife's in China has offered to send us some facemasks.
    Hope they work better than the tests they sold to Spain.

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      #12
      Originally posted by woohoo View Post
      Hope they work better than the tests they sold to Spain.
      Perhaps its the Chinese world takeover strategy.
      1. Develop pandemic virus that'll kill people.
      2. Develop the antidote too.
      3. Release it on your own populace and allow it to spread.
      4. Quietly fix your own problem.
      5. Watch competitors close down.
      6. Provide questionable support and help to show you're a good guy.
      7. Restart your own economy.
      8. Watch whilst the competition withers and dies.
      9. You win.

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        #13
        Originally posted by tazdevil View Post
        Perhaps its the Chinese world takeover strategy.
        1. Develop pandemic virus that'll kill people.
        2. Develop the antidote too.
        3. Release it on your own populace and allow it to spread.
        4. Quietly fix your own problem.
        5. Watch competitors close down.
        6. Provide questionable support and help to show you're a good guy.
        7. Restart your own economy.
        8. Watch whilst the competition withers and dies.
        9. You win.

        Yes, I read that conspiracy theory and treated it with the contempt it deserves. Funnily enough some Chinese reckon it was engineered in a US lab. And similar theories blaming other countries abounded in 1918 as well.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Yes, I read that conspiracy theory and treated it with the contempt it deserves. Funnily enough some Chinese reckon it was engineered in a US lab. And similar theories blaming other countries abounded in 1918 as well.
          Spoil sport!

          I love a good conspiracy theory.

          That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Spoil sport!

            I love a good conspiracy theory.

            That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.
            But not as good is Icke's lizard men.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              But not as good is Icke's lizard men.
              Lizard men FTW! I bet they're behind this virus malarkey

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                #17
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                Spoil sport!

                I love a good conspiracy theory.

                That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.
                Corona virus created to end global warming.
                Corona virus created to ensure mass vaccinations.
                Corona virus created to enslave us all.

                Take your pick....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Corona virus created to end global warming.
                  Corona virus created to ensure mass vaccinations.
                  Corona virus created to enslave us all.

                  Take your pick....
                  or make one up. everyone else is ffs.

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