Cough Cough update

**xoggoth** · 30 March 2020, 10:43

Just fart on them. That's what I'd do.

**SimonMac** · 30 March 2020, 10:44

Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

If you cough over the police they now taser you!

Man claimed he had coronavirus as he coughed on police in Haringey | Enfield Independent

Every so often you read something which makes you want to be on the side of the virus

**vetran** · 30 March 2020, 10:50

if he had been waving a knife this wouldn't have been news.

**DaveB** · 30 March 2020, 12:31

We had one not too far from us that's just got 12 months for spitting at a police officer and claiming he had the virus.

Mind you, this one was a bit more amusing...

Originally posted by Nottinghamshire Police Twitter Feed

East Bassetlaw Safer Neighbourhood Team were out on patrol today in the Retford area, enforcing the Covid-19 regulations; when a Blue Ford Mondeo caught their attention.
On sighting the Police, the driver abandoned the car on Eagle Place, Retford and made off onto Grove Street.
He was clearly wanting to use his one exercise a day and hot footed it from the Police. Having lost his slippers on the canal tow path his feet managed to find the only pile of dog poo in sight. He did not account for the Police Officer also wanting to get his daily exercise.
He was detained having thrown the car keys into a garden. The vehicle has now been recovered and the male has been dealt with for driving with no valid driving licence, no insurance and no tax.

**northernladuk** · 30 March 2020, 12:58

Should get 12 months for spitting at a police officer or any emergency worker full stop. Claiming he had covid should just double it.

**BR14** · 30 March 2020, 13:00

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Should get double tapped for spitting at a police officer or any emergency worker full stop. Claiming he had covid should just double it.

ftfy

**vwdan** · 30 March 2020, 13:15

I'm really really hoping we see a London Riots-esque response to crime like this. Swift justice with harsh punishments - prison as a starting point.

**ladymuck** · 30 March 2020, 13:20

Coronavirus: Man delivering Amazon products filmed 'spitting on packages' | indy100

I wonder why the "evidence" was deleted...

**d000hg** · 30 March 2020, 14:27

It is legally assault in the current situation I read. Also, WTF are you thinking to do this. You deserve to get a good kicking.

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