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    Just fart on them. That's what I'd do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Every so often you read something which makes you want to be on the side of the virus
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    if he had been waving a knife this wouldn't have been news.
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    We had one not too far from us that's just got 12 months for spitting at a police officer and claiming he had the virus.

    Mind you, this one was a bit more amusing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nottinghamshire Police Twitter Feed
    East Bassetlaw Safer Neighbourhood Team were out on patrol today in the Retford area, enforcing the Covid-19 regulations; when a Blue Ford Mondeo caught their attention.
    On sighting the Police, the driver abandoned the car on Eagle Place, Retford and made off onto Grove Street.
    He was clearly wanting to use his one exercise a day and hot footed it from the Police. Having lost his slippers on the canal tow path his feet managed to find the only pile of dog poo in sight. He did not account for the Police Officer also wanting to get his daily exercise.
    He was detained having thrown the car keys into a garden. The vehicle has now been recovered and the male has been dealt with for driving with no valid driving licence, no insurance and no tax.
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    Should get 12 months for spitting at a police officer or any emergency worker full stop. Claiming he had covid should just double it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Should get double tapped for spitting at a police officer or any emergency worker full stop. Claiming he had covid should just double it.
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    I'm really really hoping we see a London Riots-esque response to crime like this. Swift justice with harsh punishments - prison as a starting point.

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    It is legally assault in the current situation I read. Also, WTF are you thinking to do this. You deserve to get a good kicking.
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