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Some hero’s don’t wear capes

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    #11
    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    I’ve been designated a key worker


    No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
    Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
    Children go to school
    Taxi driver - take me for free


    Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


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    I have a part time job Timpson's I suppose that makes me a Key worker
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Just thought about that. Does Lidl have trolley pushers as they use coin in the slot trolleys?
      They still need moving from the carpark to the front of the store...

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        #13
        Key worker...

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post


          Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


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          I am a Key Worker. Unlike you though, I don't feel that entitles me to become a queue jumper. Probably just a generational thing as I don't act like I am a selfish needy entitled bastard either.

          HTH BIDI

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            I am a Key Worker. Unlike you though, I don't feel that entitles me to become a queue jumper. Probably just a generational thing as I don't act like I am a selfish needy entitled bastard either.

            HTH BIDI

            Queue discipline must be critical for a NAAFI server during a public health emergency.

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              #16
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              I am a Key Worker. Unlike you though, I don't feel that entitles me to become a queue jumper. Probably just a generational thing as I don't act like I am a selfish needy entitled bastard either.

              HTH BIDI

              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #17
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                With hard work, he could achieve the glory of shelf-stacker.

                He will probably need training on stacking the beans right, are you going to mentor him?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  He will probably need training on stacking the beans right, are you going to mentor him?
                  That would make Bean sad and cross.

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                    #19
                    Ministry of Defence calls up 3,000 reservists in response to coronavirus crisis - ITV News
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Yep, they will be moving and storing dead bodies.
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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