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Some hero’s don’t wear capes

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    Some hero’s don’t wear capes

    I’ve been designated a key worker


    No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
    Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
    Children go to school
    Taxi driver - take me for free


    Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


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    #2
    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    I’ve been designated a key worker


    No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
    Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
    Children go to school
    Taxi driver - take me for free


    Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
    I have a letter that allows me to travel to healthcare facilities. Not a great benefit really.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
      I’ve been designated a key worker


      No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
      Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
      Children go to school
      Taxi driver - take me for free


      Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


      Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      I have a letter that allows me to travel to healthcare facilities. Not a great benefit really.

      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
        I’ve been designated a key worker


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          #5
          Hello fellow key worker. As I can do my job 100% remote and I'm tech savey enough to elbow my way to the front of the home delivery queue. I guess I could send the kids to school but that would be taking the piss. So not a great deal of difference!
          Make Mercia Great Again!

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            #6
            I got informed yesterday that we're an essential service so can travel to work which is fine except my office is in Washington DC! Lucky I work remote for that one, the other one is in north Germany and working remote for that one too at the moment but have to go in on the 22nd-23rd.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
              I’ve been designated a key worker


              No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
              Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
              Children go to school
              Taxi driver - take me for free


              Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


              Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
              You can post anything you want on CUK and not get banned! TRy it now! It will all be fine.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                I’ve been designated a key worker


                No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
                Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
                Children go to school
                Taxi driver - take me for free


                Any other key workers here ? What other benefits am I missing ?


                Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
                Chief trolly pusher at Lidl

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Chief trolly pusher at Lidl
                  Just thought about that. Does Lidl have trolley pushers as they use coin in the slot trolleys?
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Chief trolly pusher at Lidl
                    With hard work, he could achieve the glory of shelf-stacker.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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