Friday Poetry Corner

[LondonManc]

There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.

[LondonManc]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
He had a dick so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a **** I would **** it.

[LondonManc]

There once was a nympho called Jill,
Who used dynamite once for a thrill;
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And her tits in the sea off Brazil.