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    Queue jumping at Waitrose

    Few weeks ago it was all very polite, people trying to walk to front of an hour queue we’re politely told to go to the back and queue members gave a funny look

    Tonight it’s

    Where the fook are you going ya count, I’ll slash your face, nearly a fist fight (but for social distancing) prevented it !!! I swore at a few myself

    Unless you flash the NHS pass or OAP then-the queue puts you to the front no questions asked - a nurse in uniform got a round of applause

    Next week it’s knife fights


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      #3
      You're going to need one of these so you can stabbity stab from a safe distance

      Last edited by ladymuck; 4 April 2020, 18:04.

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        #4
        I popped out for a few paracetamol earlier, seems they are getting a bit paranoid at my local shop, I was only reaching for my wallet

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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            Might want to think about what you have at home - for defence...


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              #7
              Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
              Might want to think about what you have at home - for defence...


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              What are you packing in the shires Big Boy
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
                Might want to think about what you have at home - for defence...
                I got some creosote for defence and degate.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  I got some creosote for defence and degate.
                  Should stop the weather getting in at least
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    He puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue, that's the Glasgow way.
                    Last edited by scooterscot; 4 April 2020, 18:59.
                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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