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Who's had a Boris Letter?

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    #11
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


    I tend to put DNR on most medical forms but I don't like the idea of someone putting it there for me.


    Just upping the conspiracy theories a bit.

    Now, didn't Boris say something about finally sorting out the problem of how all these old people pay for care?
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 4 April 2020, 22:00.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      FFS

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        #13
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        FFS



        In fact, ignore all of that, it's not from Boris, it's from the local council.

        I consigned it to the bin without reading it.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          If you return, you will be quarantined in the Heathrow Thistle.
          My heart goes out to the Heathrow Thistle staff, ready to be bored senseless by three year old investment advice.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            I've had one*.

            It's got an already signed DNR form on the reverse.

            Even got my signature right.


            *No I haven't, it turned out to be from the local council. There was no DNR form on the back.
            You are safe. The other letter was intended for Zeity.

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              #16
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              My heart goes out to the Heathrow Thistle staff, ready to be bored senseless by three year old investment advice.
              Do they get given graphs too?

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                #17
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                I tend to put DNR on most medical forms but I don't like the idea of someone putting it there for me.
                It wouldn't work. The doctor would say "But she's too young and beautiful", and reach for the Tipex.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  It wouldn't work. The doctor would say "But she's too young and beautiful", and reach for their specs.
                  FTFY

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    It wouldn't work. The doctor would say "But she's too young and beautiful", and reach for the Tipex.


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                      #20
                      When you get turd through your mailbox - that’s the real official letter from Boris

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