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Who's had a Boris Letter?

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    #21
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    When you get turd through your mailbox - that’s the real official letter from Boris
    Makes a change from the one NLUK likes to leave for me

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      #22
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Do they get given graphs too?
      Made in Lotus 123; that's how they knew they were from Scooty
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #23
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Makes a change from the one NLUK likes to leave for me
        Ah, maybe that's why they are also called French Letters.

        Things have moved on from him sitting outside your residence in his car, ain't love grand .
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          If it helps at all, we got a phone call from him on Wednesday

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            #25
            Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
            If it helps at all, we got a phone call from him on Wednesday
            Condolences.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #26
              If a Boris Letter is going to be anything like a Boris Bike or a Boris Bridge or a Boris Island, I would glue your letterbox shut.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #27
                The bikes have been ok. But they were really Red Ken's doing

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                  #28
                  How can he write a letter if he is sick ?


                  Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                    How can he write a letter if he is sick ?


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                    His mum writes them for him

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      His mum writes them for him
                      JRM uses nanny.

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