Who's had a Boris Letter?

[MrMarkyMark]

None here, been waiting by the letter box all day

[ladymuck]

Nuffink here.

[scooterscot]

Got a text message from the UK government telling me to stay at home. I tried explaining they'd have to repatriate me first.

[BrilloPad]

None here, been waiting by the letter box all day

Nuffink here.

I had three! One to me. One to MrMoaner from tower block. And one to lady from empty gin bottles under sink.

[Old Greg]

Got a text message from the UK government telling me to stay at home. I tried explaining they'd have to repatriate me first.

Things are bad enough in the UK as they are.

[BrilloPad]

None here, been waiting by the letter box all day

I hope you cleaned your flap in readiness for the postman to put it in.

[BrilloPad]

Got a text message from the UK government telling me to stay at home. I tried explaining they'd have to repatriate me first.

If you return, you will be quarantined in the Heathrow Thistle.

[MrMarkyMark]

Maybe our postman was enjoimg the sun in the park like many others around here

[DoctorStrangelove]

I've had one*.

It's got an already signed DNR form on the reverse.

Even got my signature right.


*No I haven't, it turned out to be from the local council. There was no DNR form on the back.

[ladymuck]

I've had one.

It's got an already signed DNR form on the reverse.

Even got my signature right.

I tend to put DNR on most medical forms but I don't like the idea of someone putting it there for me.