Stalkers

[The Janter Effect]

Anyone ever had a stalker before?

I seem to have got myself one right here.

Though I'll be charitable and assume for the time being that his/her 5 year old child has access to his/her forum login rather than it being some obsessive-compulsive nutjob.

[cojak]

Inneresting...

[northernladuk]

Inneresting...

So could you do the necessary then?

[ladymuck]

So could you do the necessary then?

I haven't seen you lurking by my bins for a while - you doing ok?

[northernladuk]

I haven't seen you lurking by my bins for a while - you doing ok?

Self isolating in the car. Only venturing out for essential reasons. Food, exercise and when you hang your fillies out on wash day.

[PhiltheGreek]

Must be difficult times for stalkers. Like burglers and hookers.

[darmstadt]

Must be difficult times for stalkers. Like burglers and hookers.

Unless your name is Kyle Walker

[jamesbrown]

Inneresting...

Gricer is probably the least imaginative sockie cretin in the history of CUK.

[BrilloPad]

Self isolating in the car. Only venturing out for essential reasons. Food, exercise and when you hang your fillies out on wash day.

She has female horses and puts them on the line? Does the RSPCA know?

[ladymuck]

She has female horses and puts them on the line? Does the RSPCA know?

I think he's saying my arse is as big as a horse's...