F***ING P***ed Off

[Scoobos]

I thought it was because we're so much healthier up here

It would be great if they found that regularly taking the following, was a proven defence against it:

1. A 50 mph 'calm northerly breeze' in the face each day, with almost freezing rain despite a temp of 10 degrees+
2. More alcohol on a daily basis than your regular student does.
3. 250% of your recommended intake of saturatured fats

[Whorty]

It would be great if they found that regularly taking the following, was a proven defence against it:

1. A 50 mph 'calm northerly breeze' in the face each day, with almost freezing rain despite a temp of 10 degrees+
2. More alcohol on a daily basis than your regular student does.
3. 250% of your recommended intake of saturatured fats

You forgot number 4. Shoot loads of heroin

[MarillionFan]

So, she's to blame for Hancock considering further lock down and not the 10s of 1000s of cockney c**ts that were out in parks and beaches at the weekend having barbecues and sunbathing. Put the bottle down and go to bed ya daft cow,

they’re not cockneys they’re mostly Eastern European. They seem to have a problem with socially distancing or understanding the ******* rules

[darmstadt]

they’re not cockneys they’re mostly Eastern European. They seem to have a problem with socially distancing or understanding the ******* rules

If you know this, then you were also there...

[ladymuck]

Cockney's don't come from Lambeth

#justSayin'

[NotAllThere]

If you know this, then you were also there...

Reminds me a of a manager complaining that every time he went for coffee, my team was there. Funny that. Every time we went for coffee, he'd turn up a few minutes later. I think he was lonely.

[darmstadt]

Reminds me a of a manager complaining that every time he went for coffee, my team was there. Funny that. Every time we went for coffee, he'd turn up a few minutes later. I think he was lonely.

It's a bit like all the photos in the press showing people congregating, surely the photographer was also part of the crowd?

[Old Greg]

It's a bit like all the photos in the press showing people congregating, surely the photographer was also part of the crowd?

Journalism has a similar observer effect to physics. By reporting on an event, the journalism is changing it from an unreported event to a reported event.

[shaunbhoy]

Nicely nicely, populist, pretending to not be trying in vain to protect the economy. It's going to be far better for everyone concerned if we get this virus under control, with speedy harsh measures than it is to pussy foot around to protect an economy we are arguably damaging by drawing this out.

The sooner we follow the lead of countries that have "flattened their curve" the sooner we will. But oh no, we're Boris's Britain, we don't need advice , supplies, or assistance from anyone.

Lived through a lot of these pandemics have you? Nah.....thought not. Get off your soapbox with your "wise-after-the-event" horsesh!t.

[ladymuck]

Journalism has a similar observer effect to physics. By reporting on an event, the journalism is changing it from an unreported event to a reported event.

That all sounds a bit quantum to me.

Or is it that if there is no-one there to record it, the event didn't happen? Sadly that's impossible nowadays with them darned mobile phones.