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    dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

    big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.

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    Can I take the morphine now? Can I smoke it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

    big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and drugged up to the eyeballs with morphine so you're no longer in pain and your body can peacefully go to sleep.
    Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    There is literally nothing doctors can do. ..
    May as well not burden the NHS and tough it out at home.

    If it's all down to the immune system them pop some vitamins, eat plenty of good food, and don't go someplace where the virus is rife and young healthy medics are succumbing to it due to viral load.

    Save the NHS, avoid the NHS.
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    Have yourself some Turmeric in warm water, get the immune system off to a good start. And rest... sounds stupid, avoiding the news is difficult for sure, but good sleep is the best drug of all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.
    Why, are you not feeling well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Why, are you not feeling well?
    What's made you all hurty today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Can I take the morphine now? Can I smoke it?
    You need to inject it into a big purple vein
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

    big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.

    What about in the southern hemisphere? Should it be clockwise?
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