Possible advanced virus treatments we haven't heard much about

[BR14]

dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.

[Paddy]

Can I take the morphine now? Can I smoke it?

[DoctorStrangelove]

dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.

WBR14S

[Old Greg]

And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and drugged up to the eyeballs with morphine so you're no longer in pain and your body can peacefully go to sleep.

Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.

[Hobosapien]

There is literally nothing doctors can do. ..

May as well not burden the NHS and tough it out at home.

If it's all down to the immune system them pop some vitamins, eat plenty of good food, and don't go someplace where the virus is rife and young healthy medics are succumbing to it due to viral load.

Save the NHS, avoid the NHS.

[scooterscot]

Have yourself some Turmeric in warm water, get the immune system off to a good start. And rest... sounds stupid, avoiding the news is difficult for sure, but good sleep is the best drug of all.

[Zigenare]

Without a narcissistic buffoon in the next bed.

Why, are you not feeling well?

[Old Greg]

Why, are you not feeling well?

What's made you all hurty today?

[Whorty]

Can I take the morphine now? Can I smoke it?

You need to inject it into a big purple vein

[WTFH]

dancing naked, anticlockwise, around a rowan tree at midnight, on a full moon, is a surefire way to get 100% immunity.

big eric down the pub says so, so it must be true.

What about in the southern hemisphere? Should it be clockwise?