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    lucky to get that ventilator do you not think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    lucky to get that ventilator do you not think?
    Boris probably unplugged it from another patient
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    According to Donald yesterday:
    1. The UK has begged the US for 200 ventilators, which he is currently considering
    2. He is sending 3 top people from 2 large medical companies to help Boris in hospital. They have some great (undisclosed) treatments that will definitely work. But he is unable to name the companies or the people.
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    Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost It View Post
    Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?
    PMs don't typically get a state funeral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost It View Post
    Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?
    You'd hope that he'd get better treatment than Joe Scrote from chavtown to be fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost It View Post
    Luck of the draw. I'd bet he gets a better level of treatment than your average punter though. But if his time is up. No state funeral?
    Only question we need answered about Boris' funeral is whether or not to wait until he's dead to have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Only question we need answered about Boris' funeral is whether or not to wait until he's dead to have it.
    Hopefully he will outlive you.

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