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It really is the end of days!

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    It really is the end of days!

    If you survived the plague, you'll be dodging firey rocks next

    Awakening volcanic region in Iceland 'could cause disruption for centuries' | World news | The Guardian

    #2
    we're Doomed! Doomed i tell ye, Doomed.

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      #3
      Was that article really in the Guardian? It read more like a wail article.

      A fleet of aliens COULD fly out of my arse. But I doubt it...

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        #4
        Well, they never said firey rocks...

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          A fleet of aliens COULD fly out of my arse.
          With MF, that would be plausible even for normal-sized aliens.

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            #6
            It’d be just the airlines’ luck if, just as people are able to start flying again, one of those Icelandic volcanoes with an unpronounceable name makes it impossible to fly throughout much of the northern hemisphere, as happened a few years ago

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              It’d be just the airlines’ luck if, just as people are able to start flying again, one of those Icelandic volcanoes with an unpronounceable name makes it impossible to fly throughout much of the northern hemisphere, as happened a few years ago
              You're in a cheerful mood today NF.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Was amused on my bike ride today by a mum with two wee lads on bikes - "The world's gone to tulip and you two are arguing about who's going to press the button on the pedestrian crossing!"

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                  #9
                  Luke 21:25 & 26.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Was that article really in the Guardian? It read more like a wail article.

                    A fleet of aliens COULD fly out of my arse. But I doubt it...
                    Constipated again, love?
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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