Absolute catalogue of errors and from what I've seen in the report, the pax was pretty much blame free. Apparently he was left to strap himself in FFS.
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Man ejects himself from fighter jet...
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Originally posted by Lost It View PostWonder how the pilot managed to stop himself being thrown out as well? I thought those things were one out all out in case one of them couldn't pull the handle.Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostThis is one benefit with flying in my plane - there is no ejector seat. It does mean that if the wings fall off, everyone on board dies - but let's not worry about trifling issuesComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostUnlikely, since he was French. That's the second time I've seen a reference to spag bol on a plane. Care to share the joke?
As I recall, he was based in Amsterdam and a keen cyclist. He often claimed car drivers were out to get him, and he may have since been in a bicycle accident.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSome years ago there was a CUK user called "threaded" whose boastful exploits were legend, and one was a claim to have flown a jet to Italy or somewhere with a bowl of spag bol balanced on his lap.
As I recall, he was based in Amsterdam and a keen cyclist. He often claimed car drivers were out to get him, and he may have since been in a bicycle accident.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIt's funnier if you say bus rather than car.
I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
The rhythm of the joke is better with the punchline hitting you on the last word.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSome years ago there was a CUK user called "threaded" whose boastful exploits were legend, and one was a claim to have flown a jet to Italy or somewhere with a bowl of spag bol balanced on his lap.
As I recall, he was based in Amsterdam and a keen cyclist. He often claimed car drivers were out to get him, and he may have since been in a bicycle accident.
IIRC his Mrs posted on here after he'd, er, "gone"*.
*as in sent down for a long stretch.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostIt wasn't Threaded, it was that charity nutjob who alleged he'd flown a Tornado with a bowl of spag bol on his lap.
IIRC his Mrs posted on here after he'd, er, "gone"*.
*as in sent down for a long stretch.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWasn't Menelaus involved?When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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