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Covid 19 - Things that should be (or have been) done but aren't

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    #11
    Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
      Easy! Just give all the kids haircuts like this: -

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.
        Only £5k? Not much of incentive to us, is it.
        • As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
        • When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
        • Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Listen to scientists, not politicians.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #15
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Listen to scientists, not politicians.
            People in Britain are sick to death with experts.

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              #16
              has anyone been reported to have died with experts?

              that'll be next.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                We should have killed Ozzy on January 20th, 1982. That would have stopped COVID in its tracks...

                Subtle!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Only £5k? Not much of incentive to us, is it.
                  • As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
                  • When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
                  • Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.
                  No but it's not meant to be - it's meant for the idio.... oh.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    No but it's not meant to be - it's meant for the idio.... oh.
                    Free blue passports for anyone who stays indoors for 3 weeks.

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                      #20
                      Moving prescriptions & doctors appointments online/Phone.

                      Arranging delivery of medicine to patients in lock-down.

                      We have people sick enough to need medicine queuing up together at pharmacies/doctors.

                      Training delivery workers in safe deliveries. Keep all others off the road just have a core of trained delivery drivers with PPE and treated packages with disposable covers/handles.

                      Video conferences from the start.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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