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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    If they are as reliable as his overpriced vacuum cleaners, then they will kill more people than they would have saved.
    And that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride.
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    Who wants a ventilator that sucks*...?

    (*Use whichever definition you prefer).

    (Repeated from the last time somebody mentioned Dyson).

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Yes it is odd, innit.

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    My uncle's been on one. He's picking up nicely now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piebaps View Post
    My uncle's been on one. He's picking up nicely now.

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    Turns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    And that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride.
    Did you get that 80% from one of your charts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Turns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.
    Not when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Not when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.
    the NHS has spare beds even WITHOUT the Nightingale sites (several of which are still being worked on).
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