Switzerland announces easing of restrictions.

[NotAllThere]

Switzerland announces plan to lift coronavirus lockdown - SWI swissinfo.ch

Which is nice for those who live there.

Hope it happens in the UK at a sensible juncture.

[AtW]

How will hairdressers maintain social distancing from their customers?

Going to a hairdresser now is just asking to get infected

[SueEllen]

How will hairdressers maintain social distancing from their customers?

Going to a hairdresser now is just asking to get infected

Hairdresser cuts holes in umbrella for arms and eyes as barrier between clients - Mirror Online

[Paddy]

Switzerland announces plan to lift coronavirus lockdown - SWI swissinfo.ch

Which is nice for those who live there.

Hope it happens in the UK at a sensible juncture.

Switzerland will start easing its coronavirus lockdown from April 27, allowing businesses like banks, lederhosen manufactures and banks, cowbell shops and more banks, cuckoo clock shops and other banks to re-open their doors.

From June 8, yodelling will be permitted by licence only and in within the house of 8am to 10am providing there is no resurgence of the coronavirus pandemic in the country.

...

[DoctorStrangelove]

Hairdresser cuts holes in umbrella for arms and eyes as barrier between clients - Mirror Online

a: Front view of a hot cell with an operator working with the remote... | Download Scientific Diagram

[NotAllThere]

Switzerland will start easing its coronavirus lockdown from April 27, allowing businesses like banks, lederhosen manufactures and banks, cowbell shops and more banks, cuckoo clock shops and other banks to re-open their doors.

From June 8, yodelling will be permitted by licence only and in within the house of 8am to 10am providing there is no resurgence of the coronavirus pandemic in the country.

......

Replace cuckoo clocks (Black Forest and Tyrol) with chocolate and you're about right. Except chocolate shops have been open during the duration.

I'm pleased to see that elective surgery is now permitted. Finally I can get my cataracts done and make sure I ban the right people.

[BlasterBates]

Not too bad in Germany they're a bit more liberal, they've closed car parks in tourist spots but other than that you can go where ever you like. If the road isn't closed you can go there.

[darmstadt]

Not too bad in Germany they're a bit more liberal, they've closed car parks in tourist spots but other than that you can go where ever you like. If the road isn't closed you can go there.

And thank heavens the barbers will be open the first week of May, starting to look like Catweazle

[ravenshaw]

Switzerland announces plan to lift coronavirus lockdown - SWI swissinfo.ch

However:

ZURICH, April 16 (Reuters) - Switzerland will fine shoppers who ignore coronavirus-related border restrictions in their hunt for good deals in neighbouring countries, the government said on Thursday.

"When returning to Switzerland, a fine of 100 francs ($104) francs will be charged if there is obviously a case of shopping tourism and the border was crossed exclusively for this purpose," the government said. "It is not the purchasing itself that is punished, rather hindering the work of border guards."

Swiss to fine "shopping tourists" who flout coronavirus border curbs

[Zigenare]

Replace cuckoo clocks (Black Forest and Tyrol) with chocolate and you're about right. Except chocolate shops have been open during the duration.

I'm pleased to see that elective surgery is now permitted. Finally I can get my cataracts done and make sure I ban the right people.

It's the lefties you want to take a squint at...