Porn Is ‘Free’ During Coronavirus and Right-Wingers Are Losing Their Minds Over It

[vetran]

Videos of people going to restaurants uploaded to Pornhub as wild fantasies amended

“Yesterday I even had to watch some perverts double-dipping carrot sticks in hummus. These people need to control themselves.“It’s all completely sickening. We have to shut this tulip down before it corrupts innocent minds.”
Pornhub released a statement reassuring authorities that everything posted on its site was above board.
“All the socialising depicted in our videos is one hundred per cent consensual and was filmed before lockdown came into effect.

thank god no chutney spoons!

[ladymuck]

thank god no chutney spoons!

It's only a matter of time!

[Hobosapien]

I've gone the other way (no not that way ) with 'nofap' during lockdown. The first 'lucky' lady that I meet when we're allowed out to socialise risks going into orbit like a water bottle rocket.

[GhostofTarbera]

Let me get this right. IT professionals don't know how to access porn?

I only just found twitter porn the other day!!! Never even knew it was a thing !!!

Apparently


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