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    i'm an atheist.
    don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
    shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
    and save the sanctimonious crap.


    oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.


    #2
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    i'm an atheist.
    don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
    shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
    and save the sanctimonious crap.


    oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

    You sound like a lost sheep, in need of help to get back into the flock. Let me say a prayer for you

    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #3
      aye, -right!

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        #4
        I think I'd be slightly insulted if someone told me they were praying for me.

        Wish me well, good luck, or some other platitude but praying? Hmm...

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          I think I'd be slightly insulted if someone told me they were praying for me.

          Wish me well, good luck, or some other platitude but praying? Hmm...
          yeh, well i'll be preying for them, eh?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            i'm an atheist.
            don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
            shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
            and save the sanctimonious crap.


            oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.


            Your arse sore?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              i'm an atheist.
              don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
              shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
              and save the sanctimonious crap.


              oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

              Oh Lord forgive BR14,
              he knows not what he does.
              May the light of the Holy Spirit
              shine forth upon the CUC Forum
              and show him the true way.

              Veni, pater pauperum,
              veni, dator munerum,
              veni, lumen cordium.

              Lava quod est sordidum,
              riga quod est aridum,
              sana quod est saucium.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Comrade of course there is no point in Praying for You - you see it turns out God is an Atheist.

                Excuse me whilst I build socialism.

                I know you think Im awfully sqaure
                But I made everyone and ive been everywhere
                Lord Id take an overdose if they knew whats going down

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                  #9
                  I do know who created that tag. I'm fairly sure they're atheist as well. Lovely bit of triggering.

                  I do enjoy watching the irrational reaction some atheists have towards anything smacking of religion. God bless you for pointing it out.

                  Re: 11am. I'll be sure, once lockdown is over, to pick you up for the evening service - and buy you a beer afterwards. (My church does that - although weirdly some kind of non-alcoholic grape juice for communion).
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    I do enjoy watching the irrational reaction some atheists have towards anything smacking of religion
                    Yeh, atheism is almost like a religion with some. You can't actually prove there's no god. Is it any less probable that the universe came out of nothing?

                    It's just the established religions that are nonsense IMO, so many flaws in all of them. One of the best arguments against them is the sheer number of them, all telling us different things, they can't all be right. Possibly one could be, but far more most likely that they are all bollux.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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