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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

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    Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

    Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

    Legend.

    #2
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

    Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

    Legend.
    definitely a legend, but which end? the heel or the bell?

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      #3
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      ...is a liar, a fornicator, and an adulterer but is now just a ****** and will pay for his sins in the deepest darkest parts of a Glaswegian tenement
      FTFY
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        I wondered when Dr Minesy would reappear. He waited until after we passed the 20,000 dead mark.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          I wondered when Dr Minesy would reappear. He waited until after we passed the 20,000 dead mark.
          I have requested several times that you do not reply to my posts.

          You are a distressed individual, as we can see from your comment.

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            It will be like the Beatles at Shea Stadium when he is on camera this week. Could be looking at near 60% Conservative voting polls.

            Certainly the most popular UK prime minster in modern times.

            Legend.
            What an unpleasant little man you are to hold the British public in such low esteem.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              definitely a legend, but which end? the heel or the bell?
              Crotch end?

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                Crotch end?
                i reckon bell end is more appropriate
                Last edited by BR14; 26 April 2020, 20:14.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  and will pay for his sins in the deepest darkest parts of a Glaswegian tenement
                  hmm so you paid NLyuk extra this weekend?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    hmm so you paid NLyuk extra this weekend?
                    You seem to have a Viz type of obsession with sex, maybe you're not getting any...ever...
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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