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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    "Hi, Boris, why are you such a useless mother****er?"
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    Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?
    A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"
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    I'm not sure if there's a reckless life endangerment crime in England and Wales, but if there is, seeing Johnson up in front of the beak is up there in the fantasy legal cases space, with Blair in front of the International Criminal Court on an Aggression charge.
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    If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?
    Koalemos/Coalemus

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    I wonder if Boris infected more people than the number of women he's impregnated.

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