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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThey don't have IR35 in NK.Comment
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THere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostTHere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.Comment
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Leave the poor guys alone
Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.
All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.
He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.
Congratulation Boris.Comment
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Originally posted by Shackattack View PostLeave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.
All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.
He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.
Congratulation Boris.
Even he doesn't know.."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHow do you know he has six?
Even he doesn't know..Comment
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Originally posted by Paralytic View PostWhen all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of son - BBC News
Two days back from the sick, and he’s off on paternity leave! What a chancer
If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.Comment
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