Smug Metropolitan Elitist Remoaner Gloomster talking the country into a pandemic

**Scruff** · 30th April 2020, 12:33

Originally Posted by WTFH

That’s the kind of thing a German spy would have said during WWII.

Shibbolet...(Sqkvirrel)

**Zigenare** · 30th April 2020, 13:02

Originally Posted by Scruff

Shibboleth...(Sqkvirrel)

Gratis.

**shaunbhoy** · 30th April 2020, 15:01

Originally Posted by sasguru

It's lucky that Covid runs away from charisma.

Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

**sasguru** · 30th April 2020, 15:05

Originally Posted by shaunbhoy

Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

Survived though.
I predict an ageing fatty like you will cark it on day 2.

**Old Greg** · 30th April 2020, 15:14

Originally Posted by sasguru

Survived though.
I predict an ageing fatty like you will cark it on day 2.

The bromide in his tea will protect him.

**Mordac** · 30th April 2020, 16:26

Originally Posted by OwlHoot

Is it me, as non-German speaker, but doesn't "Keir Starmer" sound like a Waffen SS regimental motto? "Keep Storming" or something.

It's a Spoonerism. His real name is Steer Calmer.

**Eirikur** · 1st May 2020, 10:16

Originally Posted by sasguru

An NHS life is worth 60K and no more!

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