Better than AtW
sasguru - scorchio!
Where did it all go wrong?
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodeal
I live on CUK
scooterscot is a fount of knowledge
The day your mamma pushed you out.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain
Richer than sasguru
DimPrawn is always on top
I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?Where did it all go wrong?
Double Godlike!
Mordac is always on top
If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...Originally Posted by scooterscot
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
Richer than sasguru
DimPrawn is always on top
They should have slapped her and not the baby at the point of delivery...
I live on CUK
Old Greg is always on top
Better than AtW
sasguru - scorchio!
You've got to like the British "everyone's a winner" education system.I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?
It allows a poorly-educated, poorly-paid permie, divorced bloke from Swindon make a post like this without any intention of irony
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodeal
My post count is Majestic
vetran has reached the peak. Play again?
she had to follow through!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
More fingers than teeth
darmstadt is always on top
Now that didn't take too long to enact did it:
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson will announce on Sunday that all travellers coming to the UK will be quarantined for a fortnight, according to The Times.
“Passengers arriving at airports and ports including Britons returning from abroad, will have to self-isolate for 14 days,” the newspaper said, citing a government source.
Travellers from Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man will be exempt, as will lorry drivers bringing crucial supplies, the report added, saying that the measures would come into force in early June.
Authorities will carry out spot checks and hand out to fines of up to £1,000, or possibly deportation, for those found to be breaking the rules, The Times said.
It also said that travellers will have to provide an address, at which they can self-isolate, on arrival to the UK.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
Fingers like lightning
elsergiovolador is a permanent contractor
Citizens on a leash (app)
Foreigners in hiding
Small businesses ruined
Elderly die en masse
What else?
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